On grad student photographers

Him:	I refuse to work with them anymore; he was a total rip-off and charged five times what I'd pay for just a regular photographer downtown.
Me:	Why's that?
Him:	I don't know. He thought he was making art or something.
Me:	Did he wear a plaid button-up shirt during the shoot?
Him:	No, but he had one of those sensitive-heart beards.