On benevolence

Me:	Alright, see you in ten days or so.
Him:	You're gone tomorrow already? Why did I approve this? You're welcome.
Me:	Thanks. I guess it had nothing to do with me working really hard these last eight weeks, my time off is all thanks to your benevolence.
Him:	I am benevolent! I took an online survey once and it said I was a benevolent orb.
Me:	*crippling laughter*
Him:	Seriously, I am benevolent. Like an orb.